[strangletwink]

[fuckingtiredbitch]

[oldguardleatherdog]

I'm a survivor of the terror attacks who lived 4 blocks east of the World Trade Center. I lost my home that day, spent years homeless and destitute, and I carry a Zadroga Act diagnosis of 9/11-connected PTSD. If anyone who's doing this RP needs character coaching or if you need help with authentic scenarios, I'm available for consulting services at reasonable rates. DM me here or leave your number on the men's room wall at any leather bar and it'll get to me in 24 hours. Happy 9/11 y'all, and remember fireworks are unsafe and illegal in most jurisdictions.

[wlw-wukong]

[killyfromblame]

Lady Gaga needs to start doing Italian twink drag again I’m so serious

[captaindibbzy]

I think it's important to let guys be gender non conforming without telling them they're a girl, cause actually misgendering people is still shit even when you are pro trans. "You're a girl, an egg waiting to crack, and that's ok" how about you are a boy and a man and it's still ok if you want to do something that doesn't align with traditional ideals of your gender. You can still be he/him in a skirt and makeup.

[toilethumor]

the fuck you brothers

I'm eat shit

And I'm die

[sugarnsaffron]

[sugarnsaffron]

wait

[bogleech]

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

[poondragoon]

From top-of-frame, a month flutters into the wallet. Confused, the bat looks "up" to see an equally-confused human standing "above" her, holding an open wallet containing a single $100 bill.

Camera rotates to reveal bat has been hanging upside down above a human doing the exact same visual gag and each ruined the other's bit.

Laugh track.

[catchymemes]

[alphacrone]

thinking about all the “small” art that’s ever existed. songs that were only ever sung in one village. stories written by children that got lost in the shuffle. personal paintings that didn’t survive the test of time. how they affected the lives of just a few, but still existed, still mattered to someone.

[alphacrone]

this is not a sad post!!!! this is a celebration!!!!! art is part of the human condition!!!!!!! we were born to create and share!!!!!!!!!!!

[astraldemise]

one time in my last job a woman came up to the register explaining that when she bought stuff a day prior the clerk forgot to scan a pair of socks worth less than €2 and it was only right for her to bring it back to the store and pay for it proper. unfortunately my manager was directly next to me at the time and took over the register to handle this serious issue. the receipt she had brought with her said which register performed the previous transaction that forgot the socks and the manager could find out who was running that till on that day. poor dude had a manager yell at him for a half hour about how much of an incompetent fuck up he was, he left the job immediately after but i couldnt tell you if he quit or was fired

i think about this moment a lot. the customer seemed like a sweet woman with only good intentions and when she paid for the socks she had a look on her face that said "i feel good because i did the right thing". and a guy lost his job because of a pair of socks. if shit like this ever happens to you and a clerk forgets to scan an item just think of it as a small blessing or that you had good luck or something. keep it.

[bbqkraken]

[ripley-stark]

every succession actor's 500-page backstory about their own character is canon to me i would pay to read it all. moayed saying stewy's dad is 90 and likes to sue everyone. dagmara dominczyk saying she's seen the way karolina has looked at women. eili harboe saying ebba wants to marry and sue matsson at the same time. alan ruck hypothesizing that connor was raised by nannies and created his own delusional world. they're all deranged and it's the gift that keeps on giving

[huffylemon]

[knightofleo]

Implicit storytelling in two tweets:

[bakuen]

[ralfmaximus]

Yeah. They did that. I bet the ‘clarification’ came as a result of some strong legal threats.

So be aware in the coming weeks that if your favorite actor reportedly says something shitty about the strike that makes your blood boil? Check the sources. There’s going to be a lot of uh, spin in the news.

[fairycosmos]

saw this post the other day that talked about how so many of us are soooo scared of appearing even momentarily human towards each other these days. like you can't see me sweat or cry or without makeup or with food stuck in my teeth or laugh loud and ugly. everything must be composed and sanitised and photo ready at all times. it's like corporate office culture seeping out into our homes and our lives and for what. it's not cringe to be a real person around other real people

[memewhore]

[faggyrat]

[ID: A screenshot of a purchase for a dog collar. It says:

1x Buckled Martingale - Leather Dog Collar $70.00

Dog's Exact Neck Size - 13"

Breed of Dog - uh

Age of Dog - um

Other Notes - i'm gonna be real this is for me i'm gonna wear it

Subtotal $70.0

End ID.]

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

“His books still suck, though.”

Bitch, no they don’t. My books are super good.